Monday, April 10, 2006

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of their private golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$89,999."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, you want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then, why not go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, you can go the extra 50 thousand. It is a fairly good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!! THANK YOU!!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Comments:
lol that is funny, poor guy who owned the phone.
 
Perfect!
 
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